Humorous Poem – They Want to Make Me a Dean (1)

In this humorous story, Pope Shenouda III recalls a funny memory from his college days when he wrote a poem titled “If I Were a Dean” during a celebration for one of his professors, playfully imagining what he would do if he became the college dean.

The Comedic Scene:
He explains that as a second-year student, he joked that if he were dean for just one month, he would redesign the college’s entire system, give new types of training to make students as “strong as iron,” and even cancel the geography department to spare students from its difficult lessons.

Humor and Wit:
The poem’s charm lies in its smart humor — gentle, clever, and never offensive. Pope Shenouda made people laugh while lightly reflecting on student struggles, showing that laughter can unite rather than divide.

Human and Spiritual Dimension:
This story reveals his balanced personality — serious in thought yet joyful in spirit. It shows how pure humor can reflect humility, warmth, and a heart full of love.

Message:
The talk encourages us to carry joy in life’s challenges and to use humor as a way to spread kindness and peace, reminding us that a cheerful spirit is a gift from God.

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